Happily masturbating Ok, I tried masturbatory celibacy, it was fun, but I'm back to masturbating a couple of times a day, and I just subscribed to the paysite of a lovely young German nude model. 12 bucks, what the hell. I have needs, and I like looking at nude ladies. I'm also feeling very handsome these days, what with workouts, spring, music, life, love, interesting developments and so forth. We'll see what happens in my sex life, whether it gets better, worse, more, less. It's to the point where we are both working so much, neither of us wants sex in the evening anyway, so we have nice drives, cuddles at midnight, and so on. Except when she comes home full of liquor, lol. "It's my penis and I'll whack if I want to Whack if I want to Whack if I want to You would whack too, if it happened to you!"

lol You hate me! You really hate me! I'm honored! Did ya have fun switching handles so you could neg rate me a whole mess of times, Mr. not-so-passive agressive? :) You know, I remember in 6th grade there was this kid named Eddie who was a little disturbed. His desk was right next to a filing cabinet. He wouldn't say anything to anyone, but when anything happened he didn't like or felt uncomfortable with, BAM! his fist would go into the file cabinet so everyone would know how little Eddie felt. So---how's life workin' out for ya, Eddie? :)

flagged Now this is just you baiting people for a response.

I'm guessing you got a wedgie a week in school, and got bombed in dodge ball without fail at the end of every game. Only possible reason I can figure for you telling the teacher on me. Interesting how you want to control the boards. How's that working for you, by the way? Are your flags resulting in a board where only the posts you agree with are allowed to stay? Or do you just press and feel good about yourself after absolutley nothing happens from your actions? And, by the way, what in God's name did you pick as a category to me from? "Miscategorized"? "Prohibited conduct"? "Spam"? If you flagged me for prohibited conduct, I guess you must have to 90% of every post on every forum on sList. Poindexter. (shoves Malum into a locker, closes the door)

Enjoy yourself if no one else will. At least you can admit it. And it doesn't affect your wamting to have real sex with a partner. Good job on the trial period, though. :)

i'm thinkin maybe that people here don't want to read about The Adventures of Masturbation in NYC by BackAtIt.

'Tis getting a bit redundant 'Tis.

LOL